If we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner.
100% accurate. Every time. Or give you a boner.
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
I was looking for him for a good twenty minutes.
❝ I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love with life. This ridiculous weakness is perhaps one of our more stupid melancholy propensities, for is there anything more stupid than to be eager to go on carrying a burden which one would gladly throw away, to loathe one’s very being and yet to hold it fast, to fondle the snake that devours us until it has eaten our hearts away? ❞
—— Voltaire, Candide: or, Optimism.
❝ Cinema can fill in the empty spaces of your life and your loneliness. ❞
❝ If the moon smiled, she would resemble you.
You leave the same impression
Of something beautiful, but annihilating. ❞